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Hilarious Financial Advice Between Shelby and Dylan | TikTok

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Maggie, you don't know, you don't have to worry about your credit score. We didn't even know what our credit score was when we bought this house. And it was just fine. We don't even have to, you don't even have to look at that. Yeah. And I was reading the other day, I was reading the other day about, like, in this article about freezing your assets. So I started freezing all of our exochess in the deep freeze. I don't, I guess that's what that means. Okay, I'll be stop it. I will stop you right there. What at first I was like, she is telling me. Sorry Maggie. Oh, Maggie. What? She's not on the phone, bro. Yes, she is. Yes, what I thought. I thought it goes. I was like, she is telling her poor little sister by bad, bad, bad financial in life. Till you are not the person you're not that guy to be given it. By nature. Why do you say that? Because I can't walk out of my door without stepping my toe on a bag. That's not true. We have a whole snack cart for delivery drivers. Cause they deserve a sweet treat. I'm not saying they don't deserve a sweet treat, but we shouldn't need this snack cart for how many delivery drivers we have found into us, just not in your repertoire. I didn't even know you knew that word. I was just praying that I was going to put an effort. I never thought that I would hope that some kids would be dinged on ditches. Every time a delivery driver comes up on my, I hope that's a key. Just having a good time and it's not you're so dramatic. It's not that often that we get. You don't want to. Yeah, you're right. No, but I really did read the other day that you're supposed to freeze your assets. There's something. Yeah, yeah. You are not in the freezer. That's for me. Not for assets. The only assets that we're freezing is me. You know, no, I think of, I think meat might be my favorite asset. What's your favorite asset? Dinner. Don't ever give anyone financial. You'll be having me on my blood pressure medicine. You don't pay blood pressure medicine. Well, you're going to have me put on it.

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**STOP SCROLLING** - This woman just put her ASSETS in the FREEZER and bought a house with NO credit score check... 😳

Wait, WHAT?!

You've been LIED TO about credit scores! We bought our house and didn't even KNOW our credit score. The banks? They didn't care!

But here's where it gets WILD...

I read this article about "freezing your assets" for protection. So naturally, I put ALL our assets in the deep freezer. Ice cream, frozen peas, our financial future - all together!

*Maggie, you listening? Good financial advice right here!*

Hold up... she's not even on the phone.

But LISTEN - everyone's been feeding you BAD financial advice! You think you need perfect credit? You think you need to stress about scores?

WRONG.

Here's the truth they don't want you to know: We have SO many delivery drivers at our door, I had to make a SNACK CART. Not kidding. I can't leave my house without tripping over packages!

Why? Because we're living COMPLETELY different than what the "experts" tell you.

And that "freezing assets" thing? Yeah... that's not about your freezer. But honestly? The only asset I'm freezing is MEAT. Best investment ever.

Don't take financial advice from me though - I'll put you on blood pressure medication!

**DROP A 🧊 if you've been doing money ALL WRONG!**

*Part 2 coming tomorrow with the REAL secret we used to buy our house...*

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Hilarious Financial Advice Between Shelby and Dylan | TikTok

URL: https://www.tiktok.com/@shelbanddyl/video/7538564193352437023

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financial advice gone wrong comedy

Category: Finance

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Created Mar 14, 03:36