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Rick? You okay? It looked like you've been crying. I'm rude, man. I lost everything. Everything. My house, my family, my money. It's all gone. What happened? I put it all in crypto. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I don't know what came over me. Like I was saying, I put it all in crypto. Yeah, it's not funny. No, no, it is not. Yeah, so anyway, with the crypto market crash. What's so funny? You make clothes, everything. Oh my god, Rick, I'm so sorry. You make crypto! Rick, you idiot. You stupid. Okay, this is serious. All right. Lots of good, honest people who never did anything to anybody. Lost everything when the crypto market crashed. So why did you have your money in Ethereum? Yeah, that sounds like money. Excuse me, Markey. Do you take Ethereum? Where is Ethereum legal tender? Atlanta? It's not even currency, okay? It's a decentralized open source blockchain with smart contract functionality. God. Blockchain. So you're a Lego guy. Are you? Ha ha ha ha! Listen — I can be your personal guide through all of this. Want to take it further? Check the link in my bio.