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Bitch, if there's two things I didn't play about, it is my children and saving money. Then just cross-roomers are true because I just got word that Dollar General just restacks some serious new inventory and supposedly it's only a dollar each. So you know we had to come running. Did you think that I came for the Dollar Tree Food section? Because all of this stuff is the exact same? Well, I didn't. Sorry to inform you, you've been overpaying, but now that you know, you can save your money. Don't beat yourself up. You don't know until you know. But does this look familiar? It's only a buck here. And the same goes for the bleach. Don't you dare pay a dollar 50 anymore. Look familiar? Okay, well now that you know, stop paying a dollar 54 on. Save your money friend. There's no reason to be paying more. You see those price tags, right? At this point, you can't say I didn't warn you. I know. I'm sorry. Don't shoot the messenger. Just trying to help save you money. But like at this point, you do see you're wasting your money, right? If it makes you feel any better, Dollar General also does sell Kleenex for only a dollar. Because I know at this point you are kicking yourself. I promise you I'm not rage-baiting. I'm only trying to help. Sister, don't you dare go buying spices from Dollar Tree anymore. Okay, this one you might actually get pissed off about because you've been legit getting ripped off. The exact same and a ton of more variations of the drink mixes are only a buck here. And we're actually going to try this one. I've not had this one yet. Okay, wait, what are you? Surely temple? Cigarette free, only five calories. Yes, ma'am. Entire aisles of one dollar bags of candy. Okay, at this point, I think you're picking up what I'm putting down. Listen, until someone can convince me that it makes more sense to waste money at Dollar Tree on the exact same products that I'm going to keep trying to convince you that it makes more sense to come to Dollar General and head up the dollar aisle. Listen — I can be your personal guide through all of this. Want to take it further? Check the link in my bio.